Нашла у себя в компе один прикол из Лондонского аэропорта. Жаль, что звуковые файлы сюда из вёрда не скопировались.
At London airports, 2 genial guys organized the following "incredible" joke: they wrote some fake names on a paper sheet and asked to the information desk if it was possible to call them at the loudspeaker.
To be more credible, they were dressed like taxi chauffers and presented themselves to the counter 45 minutes after the landing of an international flight of Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways pretending that they didn't meet their clients.
At the same time, their accomplice was close to the loudspeakers to record the information desk employee pronunciation.
After the fifth message, Police understood it was a joke and kicked them out of the airport. The last message that you will find below was recorded at Gatwick.
1. Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
2 Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I‘ve been fired, and bye-bye everybody
3. Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
4. Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
5. Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
6 Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own bath and took a piss in his tea
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